A Timeline of Today

1:45 AM:  Ali's up with temp of 104. Tylenol!

2:45 AM:  Fever down to 102. Not great, but better. Back to bed.

3:01 AM:  Chloe comes in my room asking for Nutella sandwich. Seriously child?

6:25 AM:  Bode's up. Ryan asks if I'm going to shower or get baby. I wasn't planning on either, so I debate kicking him.

7:21 AM: Chloe wants cartoons. No patience for commercials.

7:22 AM: Chloe spills juice.

7:24 AM: Chloe wants cartoons.

7:30 AM: Caden off to school.

7:43 AM: Bode explodes diaper. It leaked. On the carpet. Ugh.

7:50 AM: Chloe wants cartoons.

8:15 AM: Chloe and Bode spill CheezIts. Crunch into carpet. Make mental note to have carpet cleaned.

8:22 AM: Chloe waaaaaaaants cartoooooooooons. Ugh.

8:35 AM: Ali wakes up. Still warm, but smiling.

8:50 AM: Bode down for nap. I attempt to disinfect entire house.

9:14 AM: Ali spills Sprite.

9:45 AM: I opt for that shower.

9:49 AM: Chloe interupts shower because she number two-ed her pants. I give her my best "whoopsie" but it's not impressive.

10:05 AM: Chloe and I, both, are clean. And, she wants cartoons. Weird.

10:55 AM: Everyone's dressed and ready.

11:05 AM: Lunch is on the table. Chloe wonders why we can't watch Toy Story while we eat.

11:22 AM: Haul everyone to doctor for Ali's appt.

11:45 AM: Ali might have strep throat. Chloe probably would not sit still. Bode definitely blew his pants out. Again.

12:05 PM: No strep throat. Just virus. Good!

12:23 PM: Back home. Ryan's here for lunch. Yay!

12:30 PM: Ryan and I attempt conversation. Impossible. Kids are too loud.

12:32 PM: Chloe spills Sprite. Ry takes off.

12:44 PM: Chloe spills Rice Krispies.

12:45 PM: Abandon 1 PM naptime and put them to bed early :)