$#*! Ali Grace Says

Have you seen Ellen's segment on her show called $#*! My Mama Says? I decided to copy her and do a segment called $#*! Ali Grace Says. After all, Ali says much funnier things than Ellen's mom. 

• Totally random comment - "My boobs are super, super, super big."
• After asking her where her food went - "I sent it down my mouth slide."
• Talking to Miley (Ashley's dog) - "Miley, were you on Animal Planet? I think I saw you on Animal Planet."
• "Mom, what are you going to be when you grow up?" (Okay, so maybe that one is more sad than funny).