5.04.2011

Untitled Garbage

This morning went a little something like crazy.

6:47 AM:  shower 
7:12 AM:  eat breakfast/feed Bode
7:25 AM:  diaper/dress Bo, Pull Up/dress Chlo, dress Al, throw Cade in shower
7:40 AM:  Ryan leaves for work
7:45 AM:  brush girls' teeth/fix their hair
7:55 AM:  Bode explodes diaper
7:56 AM:  diaper/re-dress Bo
8:01 AM:  scrub diaper explosion out of carpet (yes, the carpet)
8:02 AM:  Chloe attempts to pour herself a glass of Powerade
8:04 AM:  clean Powerade up 
8:11 AM:  put coats and shoes on everyone - time for school!
8:16 AM:  drop Caden off at school
8:20 AM:  back home taking off coats/shoes
8:21 AM:  cell phone rings. short, embarrassing conversation ensues
8:22 AM:  SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. put coats and shoes back on everyone and return to car. 
8:23 AM:  realize i am idiot
8:27 AM:  pick Caden up at school. late start today
8:32 AM:  back home taking off coats/shoes (again, ugh)
8:54 AM:  put coats/shoes on everyone to check out a house for sale
9:02 AM:  arrive at house
9:15 AM:  fall desperately in love with house 
9:40 AM:  return home. take off coats/shoes
9:45 AM:  snacks and bottles and diaper changes, oh my
10:05 AM:  put coats/shoes on to take Caden to school (again)
10:12 AM:  drop Caden off at school (again)
10:22 AM:  arrive at doctor's office for Bo's appointment (issue: rash)
11:10 AM:  depart doctor's office for pharmacy 
11:20 AM:  rude pharmacist asks for 20 minutes (seriously?)
11:28 AM:  two Happy Meals & a super-size Big Mac Value Meal a McSalad (?), please.
11:35 AM:  pharmacist overcomes what i am certain were enormous obstacles & has rash cream ready
11:40 AM:  arrive home and de-coat/shoe everyone. make mental note that coats/shoes are overrated.
12:30 PM:  NAP TIME (thank the Lord)
12:45 PM:  Ryan & I agree to buy house!

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